I use ¡Viva Zapatista! Car Service. The driving techniques used by Mexicana Car Service are far too right-wing and repressive for my impeccable left-wing sensibilities. Mexicana sure hasn’t done much to ensure that wages are distributed fairly to those who do most of the driving! One of the primary bigwigs, Mr. Carlos Slim, has a monopoly and gouges the passenger whenever he can! End result is that many are disillusioned with the Mexicana system, and go over to ¡Viva Zapatista!, or at least develop sympathies for the Zapatista driving technique. An even greater number of passengers are completely fed up with the driving techniques of both Mexicana and Zapatista, and are encouraged to flee to the north by the government, which fears what would happen if its own subjects directed their anger at the true problem – them! They’d rather have them direct their bitterness at those pesky northerners! But the car service to the north doesn’t really use cars per se, it relies mostly on “mulesâ€.
I usually request Sub-Commandant Marcos from ¡Viva Zapatista! His driving skills are beyond compare, but I’ve never been able to get a good look at his face, as he’s always wearing a balaclava, even in the steamy dog days of summer! Pedro Sanchez is also a good driver with a strange deadpan personality, and that toupee he wears is quite comical! Pedro bakes cakes in his spare time, usually when he’s courting a woman.
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